Worthy of the Fridge?

I have two clips hanging on the fridge
for Kyler and Kacin to each hang
an art piece, project, or work they are proud of.
Apparently, Eric felt the need to display something, too.
I would've been happy with a finger painting,
but he had to be different.
And expensive.
He proudly displayed a ticket.
$124 for talking on his cell phone while driving.
Plus, $550 because he couldn't find the insurance card
until after the cop pulled away.
Yes, I would've been much happier with a fingerpainting,
or even a nice stick figure drawing.
Eric hung it up on the fridge and then sat down with us for dinner.
When he started telling us what happened,
Kacin sure lightened the mood by smiling and shrieking with delight
and shooting off questions
about the cop and the ticket and if he was speeding, too
and how he wished he had been there to see it all.
And then we told Kacin the money to pay for the ticket
was going to come out of his piggy bank.
Of course, just kidding.
But really now, you should've seen his utter happiness about the situation.
I still would've preferred the fingerpainting,
or maybe a few scribbles . . .
or a collage . . .
or a watercolor. . .

Don't worry though,
I still love you, E! :)