I’m just going to move it, mom

As soon as she spied E’s Diet Coke left unattended she started creeping her way over to it. When her hand reached for it, I asked her what she was doing. She told me “I’m just moving dad’s soda, mom.” That little sneaky girl didn’t fool me one bit, haha. I reminded her not to drink it. She hid her head and told me, “I know, mom.” I tried to persuade her that soda is yucky. She protested, “No, it’s not, mom.”